Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-06-28

Posted by Doctor Sinister on June 28th, 2009 filed in Life

  • RT @viz_top_tips: SHOE BOMBERS. Increase your effectiveness by becoming a clown #
  • The curse of Dad's Army claims another victim. http://tinyurl.com/mgb6w3 #
  • Dammit, my attempts to become Speaker of the House are thwarted! Time for Plan B. Let us hope that my new SpeakerDroid does its job instead. #
  • Another secret mission to London. Gorgeous weather but I'm wearing a suit and tie! D'oh! #
  • RT @JimMoreno: Guns don't kill people. People kill people. And so do monkeys [ if they have a gun ] . #
  • Had a detour via the Embankment for a second secret mission. #
  • Also, someone delayed my trip home by throwing themselves under a tube train. Squishy. #
  • I just heard someone mumbling about "Santa going into Administration" – does this mean Christmas is cancelled? #
  • Now building a #LEGO 7903. #
  • I'm 3/4 of the way through BSG Season 1 again. Things now make more sense and are in context as I know the ultimate ending. Still fantastic. #
  • Now building a #LEGO 8152 I got for Leader Day – last year! #
  • Adama: "I need some serious out of the box thinking". Starbuck: "Out of the box is where I live". #
  • Now building a #LEGO 8031. #
  • Just got a second Chrome #LEGO Vader. #
  • Habitat sorry for Iran Tweeting http://tinyurl.com/l3y7qc #
  • I knew this week was going to be stressful but had no idea how much… #
  • Building a #LEGO 4956 for work! #
  • Nobody said it was easy, No one ever said it would be this hard, I'm going back to the start. #
  • So, is Jackson dead? Might be incorrect information, it's happened before. #
  • Re' Jackson's reported death – I feel incredibly ghoulish. #
  • Re' #Jackson – how long before the 1st conspiracy theory? Not really dead, hiding from his debts etc. #
  • #Jackson not dead – just saw him working behind the counter at my local McDonalds. #
  • Well, it was either a Moonwalk he was doing or they really needed to clean up all the grease. #
  • Rumours of a second chimp on the grassy knoll. #
  • You never ever saw Jackson and Jim Morrison in the same room together. Coincidence? #
  • From the BBC – spot the mistake – "Michael Jackson sold records by the million – and broken records as well" http://tinyurl.com/lpwscg #
  • I've got a sodding fly in here,. where's Obama when I need him? #
  • With Jackson gone, will the bleach industry take a nosedive? #
  • 25/06/09 – Michael #Jackson is recalled to the Mothership for debriefing, his mission on Earth complete. #LEGO http://tinyurl.com/ltj3eg #
  • Wow, even Eastenders even had a reference to Jacko as Mrs S just made me watch it. Must have edited it in today. #
  • Unless this is evidence of a long-planned conspiracy of course… #
  • Happy Leader Day to me! http://tinyurl.com/r33lxw Rejoice! #
  • The trouble with there being no God is that you wait for eternity for one not to turn up and three fail to turn up all at once. #
  • So it's all set? The entire planet will explode at midnight? Excellent, see you on the space station. #shouldabeenaDM #
  • Mrs S. not very well. Maybe I shouldn't have opened that biological warfare kit I got for Leader Day? #
  • Sitting at home, wasting away my life, just like every other day. Sigh. #
  • A reminder to all followers that today is Leader Day. WHERE ARE MY GIFTS?! I've got nukes here and I'm not afraid to use them. #
  • Was going to go to LEGOLAND but can't get through to the Big Shop on the 'phone to check their stock. :-( #
  • Mrs S not feeling too good anyway. #
  • A whole ten minutes has gone by and still no presents for my Birthday, erm, I mean Leader Day. Come on people. #
  • A reminder of what Leader Day is all about – a celebration of my birthday and my immense gloriousness. http://tinyurl.com/p4xp9n #
  • Would like to discuss rental of space-going WMDs from @__Davros__ to avenge lack of tributes on Leader Day. #
  • OK, so didn't get to LEGOLAND after all but found a #LEGO 5560 at Argos and bought it for Alice for having an excellent school report. #
  • Today is also Armed Forces Day. Salute! http://tinyurl.com/pf6cbn #
  • Anthony got a #LEGO 7634 for being good at his school visit on Wednesday. #
  • Grunts – episode 61. http://tinyurl.com/l25f74 #
  • Am now half-way through season 2 of BSG, have only watched this season twice before. Admiral Cain is more sympathetic having viewed Razor. #
  • Great line from Garth Marenghi's Darkplace – "We're doing all we can, but I'm not Jesus Christ. I've come to accept that now." #
  • Tired, frustrated and in a bad mood. The commencement of my 39th year on Planet Earth. Sigh. #
  • RT @minifig: Michael Jackson is over capacity: http://bit.ly/A0Yxn #
  • Quiet today, isn't it? #
  • Top Gear! #

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